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genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it’s got the McDonald’s marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not
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every papa was once a sleazy, deranged cardinal. in this essay i will -
I was gone for a little while
Have some rat man face practice
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hey um
has he been rolling around in flour or is he more grey
don’t answer that
I think he’s always been like this. We’re just not used to see him in daylight.
THIS
Dew refuses to be left out of anything I swear.
Blue is the colour we worship terzo in today 💙
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if u take zoloft and/or spironolactone be careful in the hot months u will dehydrate and be prone to overheating. drink. Water
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